choke the chicken
see m-st-rb-t-
means to jerk off, wack the weisel, beat your meat, free the whales, or jack your johnson for example.
i walked in only to find jim chokin the chicken in his room. d-mnit jim, why do you always have to choke the chicken.
a term used that referse to masterbating. it is usually more agressive masterbating since the person is choking their d-ck
my grandma caught me choke the chicken last night
1. spank the monkey
2. hug the hedgehog
3. jack off
4. masturbation
etc.
guy 1: dude , im h-rny im gonna go choke the chicken
guy 2: wtf?
1. slang term for “masturbation.”
2. reference to sarah palin’s new favorite interview background.
“i bet ben missed the party to ‘choke the chicken.'”
to strangle a common barnyard bird
look ma! i’m choking the chicken!
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