Choke the Vader


v. to m-st-rb-t-. a much cooler spin-off of “choking the priest”
bob: hey, dave, what did you do last night?

dave: oh, i choked the vader to that new p-rno i bought

bob: that sounds full of win, i think i’ll go choke the vader now

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