Cholulag
medically referred to as thisisnotrightonosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body’s bacchic rhythms; it is cl-ssified as one of the dionysus rhythm disorders. cholulag results from rapid long-distance travel moving away from cholula, one of the top spots for the low-law abiding.
the condition of cholulag may last several days, and a recovery rate of one day per hour spent there is a fair guideline.
-man you look like cr-p.
-and i feel like cr-p too.
-let me guess, you have cholulag
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