Shloogie
the last remaining sh-t snot that hangs off of your -sshole like a loogie from your nose after you sneeze.
after tom john took a sh-t in the bathroom, he forgot to remove the shloogie from his -ss. therefore ruining his brand new pair of hanes under-ware he’d bought at wal-mart earlier that day.
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