chomp jr.


a god of the religion chompatarian. he is a shark who sacrificed himself on a harpoon to help his believers. he resurrected into fortnite and is the best ax.
friend 1: ‘are you going to the chomp jr. pray session?’
friend 2: ‘yeah of course.’

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