chomptastic
something that holds the qualities of being able to be chomped and also being fantastic.
that kettle corn popcorn is chomptastic.
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- The Sharmin
similar to the bounty, but for guys with smaller tools she was so wet i couldn’t keep it in her, so i grabbed the sharmin.
- the sippi
placing your p-n-s into the mouth of a woman while she is urinating or deficating on a toliet. i walk in while my girlfriend was on the toilet, so i gave her the sippi
- the sloppy motor
the act of which a very large women (300 lbs +)pours scalding hot sloppy joe mix down her sweaty b-tt crack and a man motor boats the hot -n-s for as long as he can take the heat. i’m going to give you the sloppy motor until you scream for mercy!
- the threefer
when one wakes up after a night of drinking to find vomit, p-ss and sh-t all over himself. i’m such a lightweight – i woke up to the threefer!
- the toothless blow job
a proper bl-w j-b without using your teeth. dude i got the toothless bl-w j-b last night and it was amazing.