Chon

vernacular nickname for koreans, with strongly offensive overtones. it is the most frequently used syllable in the korean language with a well-defined tone. can be used in conjunction with english words or appended at the end of sentences to make the statement understood to be korean.
1) wud up chon? had jo kimchi today yet nom sayin’?

2) i was playing starcraft 2 last night and this player-chon was so pro he owned in 1 minute! i got totally chon-ed up son.
someone who is equivilant or greater than g-d.
someone who usually dominates the opposition with fists.
did you see him beat up that guy?
he is such a chon!
a word used to describe excitement, or other extreme emotion.

the letters stand for the following:
c – carbon
h – hydrogen
o – oxygen
n – nitrogen

in washingto dc’s natural history museum there is an approximately 5 minute long video on the beginnings of the universe. c.h.o.n. people dance around and create everything.
chon chon chon, chon chon chon chon. chon chon chon, chon chon chon chon, chon chon chon, chon chon chon chon. chon chon chon, chon chon chon chon. chon!!!!

the chon song that is sang by the dancing chon figures in the video.
to fight, or ‘chon-on’
from the term, punch on
pun-ch on- : chons
– she better not, or there’ll be chons
a word short for “punch on”, meaning to fight somebody.
guy 1: dude your so gay.
guy 2: wanna chon?
guy1: yeah, aright.

they then begin to belt the sh-t out of eachother.
the act of inserting ones finger into the -n-s of another person, and then turning the finger in a twisting motion. most often used to describe a misfortune that has come upon oneself.
j: they told me 5 minutes before i left that i had to work a 12 hour shift tomorrow.

p: that sucks buddy. you got chonned.
n: a goofy, apathetic, procrastinating, lanky male with sloth like demeanor, and a long facial structure with bushy dark brown hair. many think that there are more than one “chons” out there, but in reality there is only one.

v: (1). to eat a meal very slowly.
(2). to be bad at video games.
(3). to take a very long shower.
(4). to take many, many sh-ts in one day.
(5). to procrastinate as long as possible before doing any school work.
(6). to mess up at the worst possible moment.
(7). to not know one’s own name while introducing oneself.
(8). to take long naps in the middle of the day.

n: guy 1: “i think i just saw chon.”
guy 2: “that couldn’t have been chon because, its 3 o’clock in the afternoon and so the real chon would be asleep right now. that must be a chon look-alike.”

v: (1). jerry was really chonning it at lunch today; it must have taken him an hour to eat his sandwich.
(2). he was chonning really bad at super smash bros, he managed to kill himself within two seconds.
(3). because bill’s roommate was chonning the shower. bill barely had time for his own shower before cl-ss.
(4). i think there must have been laxatives in my coffee this morning, because i have been chonning all day today.
(5). james was seriously chonning his bio test.
(6). everyone was p-ssed off because i had really chonned our presentation.
(7). that girl was so hot that i really chonned it when introducing myself.
(8). guy 1 “i only got 9 hours of sleep, but i think i am going to take a nap.”
guy 2 “oh man, you are going to be really chonning it.”

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