chonnie


a crotch itch; when your crotch itches and you announce “chonnie!” to everyone around to warn them that you’re scratching. saying “chonnie” when you have a chonnie makes it acceptable to scratch.
bri was walking when suddenly she yelled “chonnie” and started scratching.

bri had a chonnie, so she announced to her friends, “chonnie!” and the started scratching.
a flacid p-n-s.
(ugly girl walks into the bar)
tom: oh man. she’s totally giving me a chonnie.

(guy wusses out and refuses to do something)
tom: jesus, man. quit being a chonnie.

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