Chont


a dialectal colloquial term for the derrogatory slang word ‘c-nt’, generally used in an offensive manner by the musical youth of guernsey
“f-ck off you packish chont”
guernsey dialect tw-tois for c-nt. can be used in an offensive manner – see example (1), or as an affectionate greeting (2).

originated in 2004-2005, alternative spellings include quont

pr-nounced as (cont)or sometimes (tchont)
(1) “i f-ckin’ hate marvin m….., what a chont”

(2) “alright ya chont!”

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