Chopped Dick Salad


n. a large, family-sized dish consisting primarily of chopped d-ck. usually served fresh, and thrown at a girl’s face. often garnished with diced tomato and italian seasonings, depending on the girl. salt is added to taste.

in culinary circles, also referred to simply as “cds.”
(at a bar, referring to a girl dancing like a total wh-r-)
that girl dancing like a total wh-r- is about to get a face full of chopped d-ck salad. watch this.
(proceeds to prepare the dish on the dance floor)

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