chopped & screwed


music that has been adjusted or edited so that grandpa won’t feel uncomfortable listening to it. less bounce per ounce.
there’s also a chopped & screwed version so that you people with absolutely no energy can still comfortably attempt to mingle with the angst-ridden youth.

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