chopsticks chipping
the act of using chopsticks to eat from a bag of chips while using the computer.
ever been in a situation when you wanted to eat a bag of chips and use your computer at the same time, but couldn’t because you didn’t want your keyboard to get all greasy and oily? if you can use chopsticks, use them to pick up the chips and never have to worry about messing up your keyboard.
satisfied user: “chopsticks chipping saved my life.”
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