Chore-a-thon
a non-stop sat-rday morning compet-tion designed by parents to make their children’s life a “livin’ h-ll”. similar to the olympics – ch-r–a-thon is a major international event in which thousands of children partic-p-te in a variety of compet-tions. these include the 100m mop, freestyle bowl scrub, laundry toss and synchronized dusting. parents – like the ioc rule over the games and govern activities to ensure partic-p-nts abide by the rules. the closing ceremonies of ch-r–a-thon end with spectacular melt downs and screaming fits of “forced labor” or “unfairness” which result in threats to call children’s aid and/or police.
“dude i’m stuck inside today. my parents are holding ‘ch-r–a-thon’ and my old man has hope i might be the next phelps!
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