chorts

abbreviation of chortle–used to express mild amus-m-nt in a succinct fashion.
“chorts.”
1. (noun) maniac.
2. (noun) flake.
3. (noun) alternate name for the cheat, see coach z.
1. that f-cking chort is off the wall, she should cut down on the coffee.
2. wow, ashley and alexis are the biggest chorts ever.
1.) a total piece of sh-t.
2.) is too short to go on any rides at the fair.
3.) has crazy eyes.
4.) directly related to the t-rex.
1.) hey wayne is that a piece of chort on your shoe?
2.) you need to be this tall to ride the ride but you’re a chort so forget it.
3.) crazy eyes a.k.a. chort eyes.
4.) you can tell a chort is related to the dinosaur family by a few key characteristics. short arms, sharp teeth and yellow eyes are the most common features to look for. but rare characteristics include being total -ss kissers when someone is watching and sweating cocaine water on hot summer days. if you see cocaine dripping from a chort be very careful. -ssume that chort is dangerous.
www.homestarrunner.com the charicter “coach-z with an unknow slighty anoying accent cannot define the word “cheat” therefor calling the cheat”the chort”
“the king of tows gone mad with power!!! hes ginna eat the chort!”
to smoke marijuana, get stoned, high as cr-p!
me and eric are going to chort before we go to the show!