chosen one
the one who can get p-ssed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.
i scored last night, i am truly the chosen one.
when approaching a stoplight/crosswalk at an intersection, the light changes to allow one to continue on their way without slowing or stopping, as though one were being allowed to p-ss by some unseen force.
i always get horrible seats at the movies, but today i was the chosen one and got there super early.
i was sure i was going to be late for cl-ss, but i chosen one’d it all the way to campus, through 4 crosswalks, and made it in record time.
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