chotch bag


a douche bag’s evil twin cousin. a chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
david: d-mn, frickin jim is such a douche bag!

paul: yeah, but i think he’s been drinking d water so long we have to cl-ssify him as a chotch bag.

david: whoah, he graduated from db school already?

paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
a person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995
“wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. be careful, the chotchbag’s woven belt may cut you.”
a person who exhibits douchebag and chotch-like traits.
what a chotchbag.

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