chouch


a couch made out of two or more chairs.
mike hey what is that?
ikea sales person its a chouch sir, it’s new in our collection.
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an expression used when one farts
“oh man i gotta chouch!”
v-g-n-, p-ssy, vag. the female reproductive organ!
“dude, please tell me you got some chouch tonight?!”

“stick it up your chouch!”

“i f-cked her chouch up”
3 chairs screwed together to make a “chouch”
dude check out my chouch i made it last night
item of furniture for sitting on. other objects, such as video games and children, may disappear under chouch if not properly monitored.

it is forbidden to use an article (“a” or “the”) when referring to chouch.
mark: how would you feel if someone hid (your child) under chouch?

aaron: there is no “a chouch” or “the chouch.” just “chouch.”
combination of a chair and couch.
tonight im going to sleep on the chouch
1. the area of skin between the genitals and the -n-s aka. the perennium, taint, grundle
d-mn, i hate it when my chouch gets chapped!
1. piece of furniture that is a combination of a chair and a couch for obese people

2. nickname for a fat person that waddles when he/she walks
oh great….i’m in line at the buffet behind chouch. she always eats all the f-ckin’ pizza before i get there!!

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