a drunk, irresponsible, irritating and repulsive male of scandinavian decent. chovy’s can be easily spotted: they often wear green, stare at their own -ss and go canoeing at 3:30am.

if you see a chovy don’t despair – you’ll rarely see one out after 10:00 pm more than two nights in a row. should you come across one of these hideous creatures; back up very slowly and return to the cottage.

synonyms: turbo, -ss muncher
“g-d, did i pull a chovy at the pump house pub last night. i haven’t acted that stupid since greenwater.”

“oh great! someone stole the crabs from my trap. what a f—— chovy that guy must have been”

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