CHP
california highway patrol
the largest highway patrol organization in the world. with a vhf radio network that kicks lapds -ss.
the chp practicly owns the 42 mhz band, i can hear them in virginia with high-skip days.
california highway patrol
f-cking lazy b-st-rds who slow traffic down for no reason.
this breed of cop likes to ticket people just driving to work, rather than catching the truly reckless drivers.
one of the reasons cops are called pigs.
guy1: why are you late?
guy2: some -sshole chp gave me a speeding ticket.
acronym for “come here please”
see tramp stamp
a tattoo on a woman’s back just above her -ss. commonly used for target practice by whatever guy just pulled out of her from behind.
see that 40 year old with the droopy -ss? her chp is halfway down her crack.
this an acronym for clearly hocus pocus
there was a circus in town the other day and one of the acts, a magician, used the phrase hocus pocus before several of his tricks. i heard a father tell his young daughter as they came out of the tent that the magician’s entire routine was chp
craves her partnership
my friend lost his heart to a young woman recently and he chp
chp creamy hot potatoes
mashed chp and spring onions are called champ in ireland
cl-toral hood piercing
when you pierce the outside of your awesome thing you get a chp
ryan: gina has a chp
tod: how do you know
ryan: becuase i hit that
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