chreaster
those christians who only show up to religious services on christmas and easter.
we better get to church early this morning if you want a seat, with all the chreasters it’s going to be be sro.
one that attends church only for christmas and easter.
i hate going to church with grandma; thank god mom is only a chreaster.
pastor tom: are we going to see you in church tonight?
mary: you know you’re gonna see me. i’m a chreaster through and through.
more than 50% of the people belonging to a catholic church parish that only come to m-ss on the big holidays- christmas and easter-therefore making it difficult to find seats because the church is overpacked.
joe: my mom is making me go to the early morning easter m-ss even though i haven’t been to church since last christmas.
kevin: you are such a chreaster.
the pagan ritual of families that live states apart getting together to celebrate the combination of the hope and happiness of winter solstice and the spring renewal of easter-time. traditions include searching for christmas decoration, dying cut-out snow flakes, and hanging eggs on the branches of budding trees. typically celebrated in spring to avoid traveling in the harsh conditions of winter.
i’ll bring the pastel snowflakes for the chreaster decorating.
do you want eggnog with your peeps on chreaster.
my house or yours from chreaster?
wow, it’s been forever since we’ve seen each other, let’s get together for chreaster.
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