Chris #2
the b-ssist and vocalist from the politically charged punk band anti-flag.
from pittsburg, pennsylvania, as well as fellow anti-flag members; justin sane, pat thetic and chris head.
is straight-edge and vegan as are the other members of the band.
is one of the s-xiest men alive, as well as being a god at b-ss.
has an amazing voice as well as an amazing body and personality.
one of the nicest guys you can meet, and the most exciting person to see live.
“at anti-flag last night, did you check out chris #2 ?”
“yeah, he was f-cking immense!”
the b-ssist and co-vocalist of anti-flag.
girl 1: omg, chris #2 is so hot.
girl 2: yeah the hottest guy in the band!
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