Chris Angel
a not-so-popular magician that has created tv shows, “chris angel: mindfreak” of his work. he takes a metal genre image on through his show, appearance, and audience. he performs stunts as well as tricks, mainly phsycology.
guy: chris angel is on tonight
guy2: so?
the act or “illusion” of disappearing to your bed after a long evening. usually -ssociated with intoxication or in some cases extreme tiredness.
“dude, you totally pulled a chris angel last night and disappeared!”
“my mom angels to bed every night without a trace, sometimes she returns in a mid-angel to quiet us down.”
“where’s jerry going?”
-“he’s angeling.”
when your doing a girl from the back you start yellin who is the mindfreak repeatly until she scream you are thats when you smack her in the face with your c-ck and say
chris angel is a mind freak
jordan: hey guess wat i did last night
lamar: what you do now
jordan: i gave my girl a chris angel
lamar: your a f-ckin mind freak
jordan: i know
basically the houdini (in which you spit on a girls back while doing her from behind, and then j-zz in her eye when she turns around), except with two dudes.
dude, i totally chris angeled my boyfriend last night, and he was f-cking p-ssed.
flipen sweet street magician.
“dude, chris angel kicks david blaine’s -ss.”
chris angel, also know as the satanic silver surfer
silver surfer from fantastic four, rise of the silver surfer
mindfreak is defined at the beginning of his show, this definiton proving him chris angel as the silver surfer
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