windoze user
not to be confused with a windows user or windoze luser, this is a person who uses microsoft windoze and has very little idea of what’s going on with his computer. has one of many characteristics (not an exhaustive list):
1. total reliance on daddy for anything technology related. (see princess)
2. obnoxious posts in help forums. (see example)
3. inability to admit the existance/grooviness of other operating systems.
4. dislike of learning or anything new, especially compiling.
5. can’t/won’t fix anything.
6. starts flamewars over piddly things.
7. uses aol.
8. unwilling/unable to use proper grammar or spelling.
1. techie: what operating system do you have?
windoze user: i don’t know, daddy got it for me.
2. thread topic: help me plzz!!!!!!
yesterday my computer stoped i dont know how to fiks it i use itunes i have a paper do tomorow and if i dont do it i will cry!!!!!! help me plz!!!!!!!
3. you use linux? n-body uses linux! you suck!
4. edit a makefile? i never had to do that before!
5. (see example 2)
6. xchat sucks!!!! linux suxz0rz!!!!!!!!!!!
7. (see example 2)
8. (see example 2)
–windoze user
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