Chris Blaisure
a guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his v-g-n-. half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.
i can’t go to the beach, because then i’ll cry like chris blaisure.
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