Chris Carlton
the best boyfriend ever. he’s really hot, and is awesome at sports.
girl 1: “why are all guys such d-ckheads?”
girl 2: “well, there’s chris carlton. he’s a great guy”
girl 1: “true, he’s awesome”
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