Code 11


out of date or old fashioned. when your oyster card is out of date, the reader displays “code 11”.
u code 11?
shorthand for “not understood”. inspired by the legendary sketch with two scots failing to control a voice-activated lift.
1. “awritematewossgoinonthen?”

2. “code 11”

1. oy said “awww roite mate, wosss goinnn onnn thenn”

2. “code ee-l-evv-ennn”. aye.
you never know when it’s going to strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

see also code 5.5, the time at which you realize you aren’t going to do anything but surf the internet until lunch time.
you: dude. code 11.
coworker: gonna be a long afternoon for you considering it’s 2:30.

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