Chris Christie


synonym for “c-ck-blocking”, due to a related scandal in which the nj governor shut down a bridge between nj and ny, such that people could not p-ss.
dude 1: did you get with that girl last night?
dude 2: nah… her d-mn friend chris christie’d me and then they left.
dude 1: that conniving b-tch! i bet she’s also a cowboys fan!
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former new jersey attorney general running as a republican against inc-mbent democrat jon corzine for new jersey governor 2009. he has a very distinctive due to his weight problem, but it doesnt make him any different as a candidate.
p1 “who are you voting for governor”
p2 “jon corzine.”
p1″ wth? after he messed up our state? vote for chris christie”

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