Chris Crocker
a horrible, snaggle toothed, slimy f-ggot attention wh-r-; has a sh-t ton of vids on youtube that no one should ever watch. all he does in these videos is b-tch and moan about random sh-t.
the dude actually thinks he’s a woman.
the dude has a video on youtube right now in which he actually cries thru the whole thing about people making fun of britney’s comeback on the vmas. get a life.
chris crocker was on the front page of ebaum’s world? why are you encouraging him?
every time i see chris crocker, i want to vomit.
an openly gay youtube and mysp-ce personality. he filmed himself crying about britney spears in a video called “leave britney spears alone”.
chris crocker: “anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”
chris crocker is a youtube celebrif-g…literally. he is a drag queen and claims to be the queen of ghetto. he became famous after his video on youtube called “leave britney alone!” was released, where he defends britney spears from everyone’s disgust towards her performance at the mtv vma’s 2007. he begins to cry during the taping of the video and claims to be authentic, though very questionable. he has appeared on the talk show, jimmy kimmel live where he furthers his arguement. he has become a youtube hit, sp-wning many parodies of the video.
chris crocker: “all you people want is moar moar moar moar moar!!!”
person: “what the h-ll are you?”
a flamingly gay teenage boy who honestly thinks he’s a woman and who came into the public’s eyes, unfortunately, via his infamous and unintentionally hilarious “leave britney alone!” youtube video in which he throws the most h-m-s-xual temper tantrum i’ve ever seen about people giving britney spears her well-deserved criticism. the awesome irony of this is that the kid doesn’t even realize britney spears more than likely doesn’t give a flying f-ck about him and possibly even views him as a potential psychotic murder-suicide attempt. although the death of either would bring tears of happiness to millions worldwide.
chris crocker filmed himself making out with his brother in one of his videos and said “who cares about 9/11?” in another.
chris crocker is now famous for the same reasons people stop to stare at a car accident.
chris crocker is an embarr-ssment to britney spears fans (all 3 of them), to america, and to humanity in general.
please do not comment on his videos or watch his upcoming show.
a sad excuse for a celebrity giving h-m-s-xuality a bad image.
chris crocker: i am gay!
reality: no, theres a huge difference between you and gay people.
an attention whoring cross dresser with a habit of creating annoying videos of himself and posting them on youtube. in 2007 he posted his infamous “leave britney alone!” in a pure example of whoring himself out to get attention.
i want to get on tv, i should cry like chris crocker
gay teenage video blogger from tennessee. famous for his “leave britney alone” video on mysp-ce and youtube. since the video, he has been seen on shows like trl, jimmy kimmel live, maury, and fox news. there are rumors that he’s getting his own tv show soon.
chris crocker thinks his video blogs are so profound, but they’re unoriginal and superficial and if you disagree with him he’ll call you a h-m-phobe.
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