chris goddard
rockstar from the planet sceneopia. also from this planet are josh scoggins from the chariot and sonny moore. chris g-ddard has made appearances in the following bands: acusticore, when rocky beat the russian, the ghost cabberet and his current band ann bolynn. chris g-ddard, while looking like your average scene kid, is very much anti-scene. girls from the ages of 14-18 are very attracted to chris when he starts to scream onstage, some say his scream is so high pitched that it trigers something in their brains that forces them to follow him around and yell his name.
“chris g-ddard! have my babies!”
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