Chris LIFE
the best f-cking athlete to ever go through the pennsbury farm system. his unbelievable talent at every sport (soccer,basketball,mma,etc.) has resulted in the nickname life, which stands for “let it fly ely.” he continues to dominate “nerds” and “c-nts” in every cl-ss and generally every aspect of life. fastest player on the phs soccer team by far. all around best person ever. this has resulted in the more recent nickname of chirs xavi hernandez let it fly ely.
“did chris life make varsity?”
no (insert coop face…)
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