chris motionless
chris motionless is the vocalist for the metal band motionless in white . chris motionless was born on october, 17. 1986 . his real name is christopher thomas cerulli and he was born in scranton, pennsylvania. he formed motionless in white in 2005 . one of the bands most popular songs are reincarnate , puppets trilogy and his song with ash costello of new year’s day , ” angel eyes” .
fan #1. ; woah , dude did you got to the motionless in white concert last night ? chris motionless’s screaming was rad .
fan #2 .; nah man , that dude is scary .
chris motionless (chris cerulli) is the vocalist for the metalcore band motionless in white. he is also the s-xiest man alive. has many tattoos and 3 lip piercings and fabulous hair and amazing abs and just gorgeous overall. he is also one of the song writers for his band. their lyrics are perfect and beautiful and i love all their songs. chris’ voice is one of the best i’ve ever heard and motionless in white is definitely a life saving/changing band. i couldn’t thank them enough for just existing.
me: you know the band motionless in white?
friend: yeah they’re great. chris motionless is amazing.
#motionless in white #s-xy #chris cerulli #metalcore #band
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