chris oates complex


the act of being a drunkard, notorious for owning a navy blue sh-t-mobile, being found blacked out on the side of the road, cranking obnoxious redneck music, and/or failure at repeated attempts of getting with girls that are not interested — that was officially owned with a rock
“yo, did you hear danny got beat up and ran to the popo’s?”
“man, he’s got that chris oates complex”

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