chris pontius
chris pontius is one of the leetest jack-ss stars. he was in jack-ss, jack-ss the movie, and he now stars in wild boyz with steve-o. he is commonly referred to as party boy. 90% of the time you see him he will be in a thong.
chris pontius is cool as f-ck!
probably the coolest person on jack-ss and isn’t afraid to light his p-n-s on fire or show it off to the world. pontius is always doing hilarious stunts and he lives in his truck in tampa bay. he can be seen looking over the ocean with his guitar and wearing a thong. he doesn’t think it’s wrong to be strong.
chris pontius: “is it wrong to be strong?”
girl one: “he’s soooo cute! look at that b-tt!”
girl two: “look at that b-tt!”
girl three: “look at that thong!”
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