Chris Torrence


cool kid/ crzy fro/ lots of money/ parties like a monkey/ sleeps….alot!!! eats his boogers/ pees on the toillet seat/ plays with little dolls and eats the hair. watches p-rn like a mother f-cker! …(in hd) of course. loves his naked women on top 😉 and wet in the shower. f-cked his math teacher in the -ss
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