Chris Walton


a man with tiny genitals.
no girl likes a chris walton.
person 1: “hey you know chris walton?”
person 2: “yea, the one with the small c-ck?”
person 1: “yea thats the guy!”

and…”chris walton is it in yet???!!!”

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