Chris Wascher
1. a guy who has the biggest heart in the world and is the best friend that anyone could ever have.
2. a person who can accomplish anything and knows enough about a little bit of everything that he could be considered a mid sized encyclopedia.
3. a perfectionist who is fully capable of accomplishing nearly anything but is a self suppressed over achiever.
4. c-cky, and arrogant at times; he is someone who you do not want to p-ss off. he will f-ck your world up when prompted and make you fully aware that you’re a f-ck up.
5. a person you can not win an argument against. do not try. you will fail.
6. a hot “little package”
1. “i’m so lucky. chris wascher always has my back no matter what.”
2. person a: “i wonder how i can turn my bed into a flying saucer?”
person b: “we should ask chris wascher, he will definitely be able to figure how to engineer your bed into a flying saucer!”
3. “if i was an over achiever like chris wascher i would not hold myself back by being such a procrastinator like him”
4. “i really shouldn’t have crossed chris wascher, i feel like a major dumb -ss right now.”
5. “chris wascher is the master devil’s advocate, i just can’t f-cking win.”
6. “chirs wascher may be a small guy, but god d-mn he looks good naked!”
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