Chris Wolstenholme


the coolest guy on the planet. b-ssist for the british band muse. known to be incredibly fertile so advisable not to stand too close (males or females)
chris wolstenholme is a legend!
1. b-ss player for british band muse.
2. during live shows, he is usually seen headbanging in time to the current song.
3. sports a handlebar moustache in the knights of cydonia video.
when jake attempted to headbang like chris wolstenholme while playing knights of cydonia on guitar hero 3, he exploded.

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