Chris Woods


a famous p-rn star from the late 50’s. the first person to be caught on film giving multiple women an -rg-sm at the same time.
man i got these two fine hotties and i pulled a chris woods last night!
urban bullfighter on a skateboard
a chris wood is someone who demonstrates the audacity of a bullfighter by pulling big dangerous tricks on a skateboard.

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