Chris
a kid who is always up to party and have a good time
dude, i don’t wanna go to that party unless chris comes.
is a slang for huge c-ck
like incredibly huge.
oh man i wish i had a chris in me.
the man of my dreams, a man who is always happy never stops smiling, makes me feel as if i could fly, a man to spend the rest of my life with.
have you met my chris he’s the man of my dreams!
the sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. the only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.
he always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. he is selfless, and never selfish.
he is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
chris, you amaze me.
the f-cking sh-t, the most awesome person to ever live. he can kick your -ss at anything and everything. chris is a god among men.
dude, chris totally kicked your -ss!
you don’t get on a chris’ bad side.
you don’t f-ck with a chris
you don’t even attempt to show a chris up.
always remember a chris can see through lies and your bullsh-t.
a chris never starts a fight but always finishes them making sure to talk sh-t and kick -ss.
a strait up bad–ss.
a chris is the guy to find when you
1: need someones mouth shut for good.
2: you have any problem social, academic, mental, or moral.
a chris can take a bullet to the chest and laugh it off.
a chris has an answer to every problem.
a chris is a doctor with out a degree he can mend a wound using only the clothes on his back.
a chris rocks a 5.0/4.0 gpa because of his ap cl-sses.
a chris knows everyone.
a chris can talk his way out of a detention to an expulsion.
a chris drives any car smoothly and swiftly giving any racer a run for their money.
a chris is a natural born s-x god with a huge c-ck and the ability to satisfy any girl.
a chris has hawk eyes as blue as a lagoon that can see at a 180 degree angle.
a chris has chill brown hair that shines even in the dark.
a chris is cut up with muscles.
a chris smells seductive and mysterious.
a chris never gets boring.
a chris can master any expertise.
a chris’ teeth makes snow look yellow.
when a chris has a girlfriend he makes everyone jealous.
a chris can figure out how to fly a jet using only cool, calm, and collected personality.
have chris talk to him.
hott piece of -ss that all the girls want to get at. his c-ck is huge and even if the ladies dont know it they will soon enough.
holy sh-t man i wish i was like chris!
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