chrisatanist
people who believe that they are good christians, but are in fact propagating evil. they tend to be overt or in-your-face christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, h-m-phobes, and hate mongers.
lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. they see the world in a simplistic way. very often they take positions that when -n-lyzed together contradict each other. very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
on facebook stacy jones posted “stacy jones is a christian and proud to say it! how many people on facebook are not afraid to show their love for g-d? repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone’s status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!”
stacy’s friend pete saw it and sent a message to his friend tammy, “she is a chrisatanist for posting such cr-p.”
“what do you mean?”, tammy asked.
so pete sent her a link to a white supremacist site with a post that said, “david duke is a white supremacist and proud to say it! how many people are not afraid to show their love for the white race? repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone’s message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. prayer can change so many things and help white power in so many ways!”
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