chrishouston


noun; a dirty individual, a pot head, a friendless loner, a liar, a pedaphile, a stawberry f-ggot, obese, evil

adj; dirty, rotten teeth, never bathes, stoner, druggie, chronic masturbator
ex 1.
friend 1:wow look at that disgusting homeless stoner!
friend 2:dude hes a chrishouston!

ex 2.
friend 1: ew don’t play with your bottom stop being such a chrishouston

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