Chrisis


(noun) a crisis that befalls someone named chris, usually due to lack of planning.
rational thinker: why did you fly to finland on a one-way ticket without bringing a credit card to fly back?

chris: simple, i was drunk.

random finnish person: what a chrisis!

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