Chrisjob
“when one is offered a guaranteed handjob but chooses not to accept it for reasons unknown..”
she was so nice, i got a chrisjob off her
1 more definition
it is an abbreviation of chrisjob-dunhurr. which means the girl is worn out and does not wish to make love anymore.
what did you do last night with your girl ?
well chrisjob then i smoked a cig and watched a movie while she slept.
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