Chrispoo


a premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. the pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.
person 1 “ill be right back, i have to take a poo.”
person 2 “okay, that’ll take about 5 minutes, right?”
———-20 minutes later————
person 2 “ahh man that felt good”
person 1 “n-gg- please, quit wasting time taking a chrispoo. just wait an hour and it’ll let go in 2 minutes.”

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