chrissy breslin is a vampire
1.) a vampire desguised a lumber jacker named paul bunyan celebrity named kanye west also known as good cop not bad cop legally known as chrissy b.
2.) a girl whose phone is in her hand and she has no idea where it is and frantically searches for it.
3.) thinks she can jump like a vampire from places that would make a midget feel tall, oh wait..she is a midget.
4.) a severely blonde girl
5.) creepily obsessed with twilight. mainly, jacob..stalker..what?
chrissy breslin is a vampire! the end! kind of looks like edward cullen!
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