Chrissy Chris


a definition of a crack head. wakes up to the thought of crack and doesn’t think twice about eating, not even a bit of a sandwich. you could tell this by the way he could fit through anything, even a tiny gap in your window, like a mouse- searching for dat cheese! steals most of your belongings – even if its worth f-ck all a crack head on the street will probably buy it for a toke!
‘ oh that chrissy chris used to be such a nice guy, he’s now just a full on crack head’ chrissy chris,crack head tea leaf skin and bones comes as a ‘pack’ homeliness

‘oh that chris, what a great selection of friends he has, they come as a pack (a pack of crack)’

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