Christa

noun: christas are intelligent, thoughtful, comp-ssionate, open-minded and kind. christas are comfortable being a dork because they’re s-xy as well. christas have a natural talent for creating great food and doing all they can to please the ones they love.
has a tendency to get a little obsessive but it’s pretty much harmless. christas love to fall in love and need to be careful not to hurt feelings unintentionally.
her name may be kate but she’s obviously a christa.
to pull a christa is to do something stupid and still look great while you are doing it
–christa douvadjian–
i feel down the stairs but my p-n-s fell out and everyone was impressed

wow you pulled a christa
perfection, beautiful, amazing, great in bed, fantastic girlfriend.
wow, last night was so good, her name must have been christa.
verb. underdressing with the mind.
i christed that girl up and down.-christa as past tense.
the embodiment of tinker-belle; operates in a fairy-like state of mind, bothered by little; when angered becomes extremely vilotle, due to the disturbance of her aura.
that girl is delusional
well sometimes, i think she more of a christa than an -ss
always keen for a laugh. christas think thier intelligent but usually they are quite dumb and have no common sense. but then they will study something intense like law to make people think they’re smart !
christas will have brown skin and naturally brown hair and thier eyes are a mouldy green. they also will be peit-te but with large orangatang t-ties which are fun to squeeze !
but they will only let tom’s squeeze them because toms are amazing and have big c-ck-o-sauras’s ! christas love toms and they have so mch fun and usually kinky times together!
girl 1: omg that guy and girl over there are having so much fun together its maing me lactate!

girl 2: yeah im jealous, they look so happy – they look like a tom and christa – im moist!
everyone wants to plow you, yet you “c-ck block” them with a steel bible.
really, a b-tch that hides behind jesus and a smile, not to mention kick-ss thighs.
mmmmm
you f-cking, christa, douche-bag!!! get out of my house if you’re not gonna put out!