Christan


the most awesome guy you will ever meet. christans are hilarious, s-xy, brilliant, very intelligent, and sweeter than honey. the literal meaning is ‘more awesome than neil patrick harris driving a bat mobile’
wow, that guy is amazing, is his name christan?
pr-nunciation:\chris – ‘ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

a female that is practically unicorn like. strap on a horn and bask in her presence. she is majestic and archaic. she rules for life. men and women will fall in a s-xual spell in her company. don’t be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with christan.
christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the f-ck happened.

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