Christcakes
a mix of words christ and cake. always used in plural form. use it the same way as you’d use “oh my g-d” or “christ!”
can also be used in combination with wtf.
1)holy f-cking christcakes! that girl carolyn has’em big -ss t-tties.
2)wtf christcakes! what is going on?
christcake |krīstkāk|
noun.
an actual cake made to resemble, look like or be in the shape of christ; the after effect of the action of christcaking
verb.
the act of tickling, poking, beating, crushing, snake-biting or possibly biting someone in the area of christ’s crucifixion; form of innocuous torture; only a rite of p-ssage, one can only be christcaked by a one time christcakee only.
“guess what judith! i made a christcake today!”
“really anabell? i just christcaked my brother today for the first time. he deserved it!”
“oh anabell!” (giggle)
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