christiano ronaldo


christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and h-m-s-xuality.

a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of sh-t clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.

hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.

what a ladyboy b-st-rd… c-nt.
fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.
the male equivalent of paris hilton
dude: “sh-t, i forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?” -pulls up t-shirt-

dude 2: “man, f-ck you! you’re such a christiano ronaldo.”
a scapegoat for the fact that england were too sh-t in 2006 to win the world cup. nevermind the facts like rooney stamping on someone’s nuts, it was ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost england the game.

oh and also forget the fact that portugal defeated england in euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
christiano ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 world cup

defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- england got put out cause of it (oh and they’re sh-t).
plays for manchester united since he was 18 and is without a doubt the best looking guy on the team……….yumie!!he comes from portugal and he is probably the best looking man in portugal aa well!!
ronaldo once again scores a goal…….how good is he!!how many men out there are talented yet good looking??!he’s a 1 of a kind!!

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